Bat or Field (Dan's Suggestion)

Gather round boys
Hendon's making a choice

We want to slog that ball
Not do nothing at all

We want to be heroes
Not just pick our nose

Someone convince that man
To put the bat in our hands

Catastrophe
Hendon chose to field

If he had put us in
We'd see our joy begin
Instead of suffering from his stupid ideas again

Gather round boys
Hendon's made his choice

We are condemned to the field
He wouldn't yield

For a month of Mondays
When we go to games

We have to hope in vain
They'll knock their own stumps away

Catastrophe
Hendon chose to field

If he had put us in
He'd see our joy begin
Instead of suffering from his stupid ideas again

Gather round boys
You've got to make a choice

Do you want to slog that boy
Who took away your joy

Who chose to field